No mother, I do not want to see your ear hair.

Sheesh. I love my mother but WOW. I don't want to know that hair grows in your ears and I CERTAINLY DO NOT WANT TO SEE IT!!!! Seriously, my mother yoinks a hair out of her ear and says "Wanna see it". To which I reply EEWWWEEE NO, and she crosses the room and shows me anyway. Hand in my face. Geez mom. Holy need some boundaries batman.