Driving Lessons

Here are somethings I have learned this winter about driving. If you have to kick snow away from the bottom of your car door before you open it....your car is too low....stay home....you will get stuck. If you have no ability to put your vehicle into 4 wheel drive....stay home.....you will get stuck. If you are driving on one of the side streets that the City, lovingly, left huge snow banks in one of the driving lanes and home owners feel they can still park on the street that has been reduced to one lane....the person that has the curb to their left MUST MOVE OVER. The snow hills on the right prevent moving over. Actually if you see my grill coming at you, you better just move, 'cause I got my 4 wheel on and I'm not stopping. But thanks to all my amusing neighbours that keep getting stuck in front of my house. It helps pass the time watching you. And to rub a little salt in the wound, I may just get into my Jeep and drive by you 3 or 4 times, 'cause I'm cool like that.